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Business before pleasure.
Cut your own wood and it will warm you twice.
Everyone has his price.
Farmers are the salt of the earth.
Life insurance is the only game you win when you die.
MAGIC: on a Corvette.
MINE: on a Lincoln Town car.
MY CAR: at least now we know who owns that car...
MY DEBT: on a New York car.
MYREVNG: My Revenge (Divorcee).
MYZRATI: Seen on a Mazerati in San Jose.
NICE EH: on a REALLY beat up car.
No need to insure the office clock....everyone watches it.
NOBODY: on a Rolls Royce.
NOBRKS: no brakes!
NONE: Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc).
NOPLATE: Funny when on paper.
NOT FAT: on a RX7 (woman owned).
NOT HOT: on a Porsche 924.
NRVOUS: on a red Porsche 911 (he was driving cautiously)
NTOTO2: And toto too.
OBJET: on a Dodge Dart.
OHGOOD: You say this when you are buried in traffic.
OK DIE: on a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
OMEGA1: on a Jaguar Xj6.
PAWSH: on a Porsche.
POORSCH: on an RX-7 Turbo.
RACN: Racing.
RARE: on a 55 Chevy.
REBOS: (sober, backwards).
REDDVL: on a 911 turbo.
RU4REAL: Are you for real?
RUAG8D8: Are you a great date?
RUBZ2NT: Are you busy tonight?
RUBZ: Are you busy?
RUMRS2: Are you Mrs 2? (on a Toyota Mr2).
RUNVUS: Are you envious?
STOP: Get the message?
STORK1: on an Obstetrician's Mercedes.
SWTPEA: on a green Porsche 911.
THANXDAD: well, what can I say?
The mail must go through.
TIH5 HO: OH SHIT (when viewed from a rear view mirror).
TIN CAN: on a Toyota.
TOFLY: on a late model Olds 442.
TWEETY: on a yello 57 Thunderbird.
U LOSE: on a Mustang GT.
UCLAFOX: on a Woman's 280ZX.
UNIXINU: Unix, forwards and backwards.
UNV ME: You envy me.
UR2LOW: on a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit.
UWANT12: You want one too?
VAN GO: for a vanpool.
VANITY: plain and simple.
W8LFTR: Weightlifter.
WAS HIS: After a divorce, on a jaguar.
WHOCARZ: Who Cares?
WHOOSH: on a Porsche.
WHORU: Who are you?
XXXXXX: on a Mercedes.
XYZZY: Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word.
YOT YM: My toy, backwards.
ZPDUDA: Zippity doo dah....